A man who needs legal help goes to a lawyer’s office.
After being escorted inside, he sits across the desk from the lawyer.
The man needs legal help, but he wants to make sure he can afford it first.
“Can you tell me how much you charge?” he asks.
“Of course,” the lawyer replies, “I charge $800 to answer three questions.”
“Don’t you think that’s an awful lot of money to answer three questions?”
“Yes it is”, answers the lawyer, “What’s your third question?”
Q: What book do women like the most?
A: Their husbands checkbook!
Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire?
Here you are.
Thanks – but half the pages are missing.
What’s the matter? Isn’t half a million enough for you?
Q: Why did the little boy eat his cash?
A: Because it was his dinner money!
Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A: He wanted cold hard cash!
The boy that used to bully me at school is still taking my lunch money.
On the plus side, he makes great Subway sandwiches.
Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there is “change” in the weather.
Q: You have 10 dollars in your pocket and you lose 5. What do you have in your pocket?
A: A hole.
A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!
Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet.
Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said…
“Why did you put up such a fight?”
To which the man promptly replied…
“I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!”